Yay! I wrote a new fic!! :D

So much thank yous for my two lovely beta testers! Blown_Wish & Nomore_Noless!

This fic was inspired by a post the wonderful Lawless523 posted a few days ago.

Title: Dinner Talk
Author: rachel_reicheru
Pairing: 58 + 39
Rating: PG/M (depending on how suggestive you think this is)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters I only use them for my and your enjoyment.
Summary: Hakkai drops a bombshell at the dinner table.



It was a regular dinner for the Sanzo Ikkou. Goku and Gojyo stuffed their mouths, only distracted when guarding their own food from each other. Hakkai and Sanzo ate pleasantly without making a sound, doing their best to try and ignore the others.

It was a regular dinner, that is, until Hakkai moved his chair back and said with a perfectly straight face, “Do you know this month is the national month for masturbation?”

Gojyo choked Sanzo felt the onset of a bad headache and Goku looked up innocently if only for a second between going back for more food.

“Hakkai,” Sanzo grunted in a tone that stated ‘shut up’ without needing to say it.

Gojyo finished coughing and Hakkai continued. “I overheard someone in the market discussing it today.” He laughed gently, “I thought it would be interesting to mention.”

He smiled towards Sanzo who looked like if pushed any further would reach for his banishing gun.

“What’s masturbating?” asked Goku with a mouth full of food. Sanzo hit his palm on his face his amethyst eyes glaring at Hakkai from behind his fingers.

Gojyo started laughing, leant over and put his arm around Goku. “You mean your daddy and teacher have neglected to teach you this?” he asked, smirking across the table at Hakkai and Sanzo.

“I didn’t think it was my place,” Hakkai commented. “It is really something his father should have advised him of,” he said, clearing his throat and smiling sinisterly over at Sanzo.

Sanzo grit his teeth and grabbed Goku’s hand, pulling him away from Gojyo. He provided Gojyo and Hakkai with the most menacing glare he could, as he and Goku climbed the stairs to their room. “Come upstairs monkey, I’ll show you.”

Gojyo shifted one seat closer to Hakkai. “Man that was brilliant, what a great way to get rid of the Money and the Monk for the night.” He chuckled putting his arm around Hakkai’s shoulders, and taking some more food with the other.

“But that was true Gojyo,” Hakkai smiled leaning towards Gojyo's lips. “I wasn’t trying to get rid of them. I was simply trying to entice you.” He said as he stood up leaving Gojyo hanging for a kiss.

Hakkai walked to the bottom of the stairwell as Gojyo eyed him not sure whether to follow. Hakkai slowly ran his right hands down the length of his chest, only glancing up enough to make Gojyo sure was watching.

“Now then, I’m off to my room. If you wish to join me you’re more than welcome.” As he began walking up the stairs, he paused to look back at Gojyo. “However, I’m afraid it will be a watching-but-no-touching experience… for you.”

This was the first time the team had left so much food on the table.